War on Christmas, by Mistwalker

War on Christmas

by Mistwalker

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1.	Snowflakes Grace the Headstones 02:31	lyrics	buy track
(Instrumental)
2.	War on Christmas 03:15	lyrics	buy track
Ough! The time for yuletide's drawing near My cohorts and I you must fear You always claimed that there was a war But you've no idea what we have in store Violence on unimaginable levels Done this day in the name of the Devil Satan's forces advance on the church Ready to make that steeple lurch Ignite the Antichristmas flames In black blaze Ough! Tear down every wreath and garland Make the pastor quake Take a piss in the nativity scene Tell them their god is fake Blackened hearts arise to hate Erode the remnants of Christian faith Burn the altars and desecrate To Lucifer you lie prostrate Rise! Now! Decimate the Turin Shroud Praise! Him! Worship him with demon hymns Reject all the impositions Ignore articles of faith No god was born on December 25th It's just a lie that man creates War on Christmas, no forgiveness War on Christmas, disrupt business Rid the world of all corporations WASP traditions face eradication You sell a lie to your viewers That there's a war on their beliefs The truth of the matter is That your religion reigns supreme There may not be a large scale war But clutch your pearls so tight I'm coming to ensure your fears come true On Christmas Night
3.	Snowed In 04:47	lyrics	buy track
The winter closes in The time for darkness is here again Prepare yourself and your family For the struggle to survive As the temperature lowers And we face the onslaught of ice Blizzards carouse across the island Blowing in from the sea The north winds bring down the frostbite Lowering visibility We are snowed in Trapped within We are snowed in Against nature we cannot win Opening the front door Greeted with a grim white wall Cannot penetrate the permafrost Or make the blockade fall Time to suit up for resistance Grab the shovel and the gloves Carving a path to freedom From the storm raging above We are snowed in Trapped within We are snowed in Against nature we cannot win To our chagrin! We are snowed in Trapped within We are snowed in Against nature we cannot win
4.	Wreck the Halls 02:05	lyrics	buy track
Wreck the halls with violent weapons Fa la la la la, la la la la Tis the season to be threatened Fa la la la la, la la la la We are now becoming feral Fa la la, la la la, la la la Trolls of ancient Yuletide peril Fa la la la la, la la la la See the blazing church before us Fa la la la la, la la la la Rub thy hands against clitoris Fa la la la la, la la la la Demons rise to give us pleasure Fa la la, la la la, la la la Destroy Christmas at your leisure Fa la la la la, la la la la Once again the time is nigh To praise the Devil on a worthless night The holidays are here again But our quest is to writhe in sin Fuck Jesus and fuck your god I'll never bow to religious frauds I stand against your institution There's no absolution Fast away the old god passes Fa la la la la, la la la la Praise the demon, lads and lasses Fa la la la la, la la la la Fucked by Satan all together Fa la la, la la la, la la la Churches burning wets our nethers Fa la la la la, la la la la An orgy on Christmas Eve Conflagration with no reprieve Wrecked the halls with ill intent 'Til every incubus is spent Succubi upon the altar Ensuring that the manger falters Desecrate all exalters
5.	Detest Ye Vile Christian Men 04:39	lyrics	buy track
Detest ye vile Christian men You bring only dismay Dismember Christ the savior No birth on Christmas Day To save us all with Satan's power When God led us astray Oh tidings of diabolic might Infernal rite Tidings of Lucifer's delight Detest ye vile Christian men You bring only dismay Dismember Christ the savior No birth on Christmas Day To save us all with Satan's power When God led us astray Oh tidings of diabolic might Infernal rite Tidings of Lucifer's delight

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released December 24, 2023

Greg Ravengrave - All Instruments, Lyrics, Vocals, Recording

Mixed and mastered by Julien Levesque [JL.LV Audio]

Photo used in album art taken by Artemis Tratnik

"Detest Ye Vile Christian Men" is a parody of the English folk carol "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen". "Wreck the Halls" is a parody of the Welsh folk carol "Deck the Halls", based on English lyrics written by Thomas Oliphant in 1862.

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Mistwalker Glovertown, Newfoundland and Labrador

Blackened heavy metal originally from Glovertown, Newfoundland. Our live band is based in Montreal. Black thrash 'til death! MPDS for life!

All music is written and recorded by Greg Ravengrave unless otherwise specified.

Live band:

Greg Ravengrave - Vocals, Drums

Erin Faithless - Bass, Backing Vocals

Bobby Warlock - Guitars, Backing Vocals ... more